The Blat Choice Invasion & Other Disasters

Hey survivors (and professional bad decision makers)!

It’s time for another chaotic devlog of A Survival Game 🚨

This update brings more chaos, more nonsense, and of course… more ways to watch your stickmen starve in colorful misery.

🐚 NEW INVADERS: THE BLAT CHOICES

That’s right — the Blat Choices (weird crabby fellas with questionable life goals) are now officially invading your bunker.
They scuttle left, they scuttle right, and most importantly… they scuttle straight into your bad day.

RIP Batcroc Fly 🪦 — he’s gone due to unexpected code sabotage, but don’t worry, the Blat Choices are here to replace him in ruining your sanity.

⚡ WHAT’S NEW IN THIS UPDATE?

• 🐚 Blat Choice Invasions — because your bunker wasn’t chaotic enough already.

• 🐉 3 New Creatures — enjoy fresh nightmares.

• 🛶 Expedition Boat Upgrade — now better, shinier, and with 43% less chance of everyone drowning (no promises).

• 🛒 Shop 2.0 — prettier UI, better descriptions, still overpriced.

• 🎁 Loot Area Buffs — now with chances for money, food, and random junk. Basically gambling, but with rats.

• 💀 Increased Difficulty — because your suffering is my content.

• 🌈 Colorful Stickman Upgrades — now they shine bright while dying inside.

• 🎶 New Sounds & Music — more chaos for your ears.

• 🖼 Visual Glow-Up — backgrounds, colorful texts, unnecessary effects… you know, style over survival.

• 🪦 Batcroc Fly Removal — gone forever due to bug shenanigans. He had wings, but not enough willpower.

• 🐛 Bug Fixes — fewer code bugs, more actual in-game bugs trying to eat you.

🎶 A QUICK THANK YOU

Thanks to everyone dropping chaos-fueled feedback! 💌
Seriously, every silly comment, bug report, and cursed suggestion makes the game better (and funnier).

If you spot a bug, a broken stickman, or a Blat Choice with too much swagger — tell me in the comments!

👉 So, survivors… are you ready to let a bunch of crabby weirdos invade your bunker?

Because the Blat Choices are already knocking at your door. 🐚🚪